Minal Aidzin Wal Faidzin

After one long month, we were fasting,
Now the victory day has come..
For those hurting words that have said
And the mistakes we have done..

Please,
Forgive us,
And let's start anew
Minal aidzin wal faidzin

Wholeheartedly,
POISONS

Posted by Yasmine Faiqotulhimmah.

It's Holiday Time!

Akhirnya...setelah selama hampir seminggu berjuang menghadapi UTS...tibalah saatnya bagi kita merayakan liburan yang sudah di depan mata! Tanggal 25 September hingga 11 Oktober! Oleh karena itu, esok hari yang merupakan hari terakhir kita sebelum liburan panjang, alangkah baiknya kita saling memaafkan satu sama lain...

Kami segenap tim blogger dari PoiSoNs mengucapkan Minal Aidin wal Faidzin, Mohon Maaf Lahir dan Batin...


Posted by Eros Arsindolingga

Ramadhan tiba

kawan-kawan yang budiman(budek,pendiem,malu2,narsis), berhubung bulan puasa telah datang, marilah kita sebelumnya saling bermaaf-maafan, supaya amal ibadah kita diterima oleh Allah SWT. amin...
dan karena itu pula kami segenap crew blogger KBI ingin menyampaikan sekaligus meminta maaf atas segala kesalahan yang pernah kami perbuat kepada anda-anda yang budiman(serius nih!)

marhaban ya ramadhan

Posted by peppy a.k.a Hanif

Fenceklamasi

Kami, bangsa fence club Kbi dengan ini menjatakan kemerdekaanja, hal-hal jang mengenai prostitusi dan ketidaksenonohan akan diurus dalam tempoe jang sesingkat-singkatnja,

Atas nama bangsa fence club,
Ariefka adi darmawan kargi

Dijual cepat kolor merek hi-coop nomor 36b, warna pink,renda model butterfly, haga 10000 3 biji bisa nego. Berminat hubungi Aufar di (021)88346317

Dijual cepat laptop merek Elite Group processor pentium 2, layar 15 inch, memory 30 GB, Ram 256 Mb usia 9 tahun, masih mulus semulus kulit perawan desa. Harga rp 800000 ga boleh nego,mau beli ga yaudah. Hubungi Eros di 0812345667908

Posted by peppy A.K.A hanif

Renungan korban lumpur Lapindo

Tersebutlah eros(23) salah seorang dari sekian juta korban bencana lumpur lapindo, tampak ia termenung di sebuah genangan lumpur

Eros : "18...18...18...18...18..."

seorang warga lain yang prihatinn dengan keadaan eros mendatanginya lalu berbicara padanya,

Warga : " mas, ngapain daritadi ngomong 18 mulu??"

mendadak tangan orang itu ditarik oleh eros lalu ditenggelamkanlah orang itu ke dasar genangan................

Eros : "19...19...19...19..."............................

Posted by peppy A.K.A hanif

Fence Club air black box dialogue disaster

Pada tanggal 30 Februari 21234 SM, dunia penerbangan Indofencesia tengah berduka karena pada tanggal tersebut telah terjadi sebuah kecelakaan pesawat Fence club air jenis Airbus patas ac613 dengan nomor penerbangan 71717 di daerah Pondok ijo, Bekasi, Jawa barat, setelah dilakukan pencarian oleh tim SARAP, mereka berhasil menemukan black box milik pesawat tersebut, dan berikut adalah isi percakapan antara pilot Ariefka dan Co-pilot Reza...

Co-Pilot : "Aduh ah... capt...jangan dong, kita kan lagi kerja, nanti malam azza oukei???"

Pilot : " Eike udah gak tahan nih, yey cuco abis sih..."

Co-Pilot : " Aduh capt, capt, ga ada yang nyupir tuh..."

Pilot : "Biarin, toh yang ikut penerbangan kita semua penjabat dalam negeri"

Co-Pilot : " Betewe capt. semalem yang baju putih cuco juga tuh!"

Pilot : "Maksud yey bang somad?? emang dia cuco abis!"

Co-Pilot : "Bukan, tapi mbak Wulan capt."

Pilot : " Ih yey ngawur deh, aqiqa kan ga suka cencong(cewek)..."

Co-Pilot : "Aduh capt! gawat! pesawat kita akan jatuh nih capt!"

Pilot : " "Allahu akbar!(3x), mayday, mayday, pusat, airbus patas 613 lose contrrrollll!!"

Co-Pilot : " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Dan akhirnya tim SARAP pun menyerah dan menyerahkan kasus ini pada PT. Fence Club Airways.................

Posted by Peppy A.K.A hanif

Jokes...

Suatu ketika ada sebuah pesawat adam air jatuh di daerah pedalaman Afrika, didalam pesawat tersebut, ternyata masih ada beberapa orang yang selamat yaitu aufar, eros, dan reza, akhirnya setelah berkelana jauh tanpa perbekalan, mereka terdampar di sebuah perkampungan suku primitif, yakni suku Fence Club...

saat mereka terbangun, kepala suku Fence Club yaitu Ariefka menyambut mereka, para pelancong terdampar semua bingung, mereka tidak mengerti apa yang dikatakan oleh Ariefka, tapi ia menyebut-yebut Mr. Bon kurei terus, sehingga ia disebut oleh Mr. Bon kurei...

Ariefka tidak sendirian, ia datang bersama dua asistennya, Sammy dan B.J...

Ariefka : "gfhivdevjv;sehbg;jvhulbvjh!!!"(kenapa kalian bisa sampai disini? kalianberasal dari mana!"
Sammy : "ghbvyrgvjsgljgh!!"(cepat jawab!!)

Aufar : "saya aufar, saya ingin ke new yoink,tapi pesawat yang saya naiki mengalami kecelakaan, semua meninggal, hanya kami bertiga yang masih hidup"

Eros : "saya sangat lapar, adakah makanan disini??"

Ariefka : (setelah ditranslate) "kalian boleh pilih, mau dibunda atau dihukum mati??"

Aufar : "saya mau dibunda saja, karena saya ada meeting"

B.j : "hahahahaha...."

Ariefka : "nah anda boleh pergi,"

Aufar : "aduh...aduh...(memegang bokong sambil tertatih-tatih)"

Reza : "mamah...eja atut...mah...huuuuu..."

Ariefka : "nah eza, karena kamu anak baik, kamu dibunda 5 menit saja bersama Sammy ya??"

....beberapa jam kemudian....

Reza : "aku ga mau pulang!aku mau disini aja!"

Sammy : "hosh...hosh...ampun bo...!cuco abis!"

Eros : " daripada saya tersiksa, saya mau dihukum mati saja!!"

Ariefka, B.J, Sammy : "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.....!!!"

Ariefka : " baiklah, kalau begitu anda akan kami bunda sampai mati!!!!!"

Eros : "emaaaakkkk....,trojan tuh!eh tictac aaaah...."

Posted by peppy a.k.a hanif

Favorite Food in Poisons

If you having problem about what to eat either breakfast,lunch,or anything,let me give you some suggestion about KBI's favorite food...

1.Bur-yam, well, i thought you dont think like i do, the KBI's Bur-yam is different from that you think, It is "DuBUR aYAM".....(hold for applause)/(or rather wait for anybody to scream)

2.Tic-tac!!!! it is not the tic-tac i'm talking about, but more about the actor "Mr. Adul". You dont think it is funny huh?? Well you will change your mind after you saw eros laughing! (HE IS A HULK ANYWAY!!!) watch out.

3.Anything from Ariefka Kido's house...because it's FRESH FROM "OVEN"!

So... that is favorite food on KBI i promise i will change the content dependant on how the response of all you guys...last word,peace under trojan and rider!!!

posted by hanif a.k.a peppy

New addition in our class

NEWS FLASH!!

There is a new student in Poisons
Named BINDRA
He will replace Hasna's place
POISONS is NO VACANCY!

Can he still be normal after he joined POISONS??
Wait for the next info!!

POSTED BY YASMINE FAIQOTULHIMMAH

English Artaholic in UNISMA

Tuesday, March 18th 2008...English Artaholic arranged. Just from the name we can know what competition it is. Yup, the competition that arranged is all about English...There're 4 categories that competed : 1. Drama Competition, 2. Speech Contest, 3. Short Story (Cerpen), 4. Poetry. We, KBI, represent our school SMAN 1 Bekasi in order to compete at Drama Competition, Short Story, dan Poetry, whereas for Speech Contest is from our senior.

Theme for this year is Goes Green. For the drama, there are 17 students of POISONS that participated. These 17 students called PEACE 17. The main story of this drama is about a hero that guard the city in order to keep the city clean. That hero named PEACEMAN. But, actually that PEACEMAN is afraid of cockroach!!! In the end of story, that PEACEMAN just can talk about cleaness without doing anything to get the city clean. Finally the real hero is garbage pickers (pemulung)!!!!Because everyday they clean the city without feel tired and without many talk just like PEACEMAN...so give appreciate to The Garbage Pickers!

Pictures : Sammy (Garbage picker), Dino (Cockroach), Aufar (PEACEman)

After all of the competition have completely done. In the afternoon, the announcement of the winner finally announced...alhamdulillah our team in Drama Competition got second place, then for poetry got first place, Speech Contest and Short Story got second place. Honestly, we felt disappointed about the prize that we got for Drama and Short Story category because the prize was just "CLOCK"!!! Whereas, that competition wasn't just for one city but for some city around Jakarta. We hope for the next competition, the committee of UNISMA can gift the prize that appropriate with the work of contestant.

Gallery from English Artaholic in UNISMA:

Posted by Eros Arsindolingga

Let me intoduce you, POISONS!!! JENG JENG JENG JENG...

Okay, as I told you at the last post, I'll introduce the member of POISONS one by one. But, unfortunately, due to some reasons, I will only tell the basic stuff. For the more details, it'll have to wait...

Let's start!!^0^

Name : Aditya Ardi Nugraha or so we call him Chacuy.
PDB : Kotabumi, April 23rd 1992
Adress : Narogong
Note: Well, there is no specific reason why the others call him like that. His extracurriculars are HALIM 77 (Singing and theatre club), CHADIKA(Boy's scout) and OSIS.


Name : Aldianov Masadi Putra a.k.a jamban (indo for toilet).
PDB : Bekasi, November 30th 1991
Adress : Bekasi Permai
Note : He was the last year chairman of the class. But now, he hold the posisition for PR(Public relationship) along with septi, if i'm not mistaken. He is also the chairman for the chess club in Smansasi. Besides chess, his extracurriculars are IRMAN and OSIS.

Name : Alissa Meidita
PDB : Medan, May 23rd 1992
Adress : Tytyan Kencana
Note : The first girl at last! We usually call her Granny, since her voice is so out loud like a fuzzy grandma. No offense, though. As for now, she is in charge for the treasury of the class. She followed the Deutch club and Volley club.


Name : Amrizal Aufar or so we called Aufar
PDB : Bekasi, December 22nd 1991
Adress : Bekasi Timur Permai
Note : He is the one in charge for the POSIONS' friendster. He's pretty smart, especially in Astronomy. He followed the Astonomy Olympiad but didn't pass in the province state. Well, there's always another chance, right? For the extracurricular, he joins Taekwondo and CYCOM but he doesn't active.

Name : Angki Yanuar Perdana
PDB : Palembang, January 31st 1992
Adress : Jakapermai
Note : He joined KISMA, the science club in smansasi and quite active in that club. He always enlighten the class and never stop to amaze the class with his unique personality. Just like Aufar, He also followed Olympiad, the Chemistry Olympiad but didn't pass the city state.

Name : Ariefka Adi Darmawan Kargi
PDB : Jakarta, May 6th 1992
Adress : Kp. Cerewed
Note : He joined NIHON KURABU, a Japanese club. Also, he is the leader of the "New Extracurricular" FENCE CLUB. He, until now, is the one of the tallest student in the class along with Angki and Eros. Ariefka's height is about 178 cms, while Angki's is 180 cms and Eros' is 183 cms.


Name : Bagus Bambang Jatmiko or so we called him BJ
PDB : Surakarta, April 9th 1992
Adress : Taman Kota, but his real home is in Cikarang
Note : Well,, you can say that he is a transmigrant. He actually comes from Cikarang, outside Bekasi. He joined PRISMA, a jurnalistic club in smansasi and BULUTANGKIS club.


Name : Barkah Satriyo Wibowo.
PDB : Bekasi, Juny 13th 1992
Adress : Taman Wisma Asri
Note : He is the computer technician in the class. He is smart at things like that. It was proven by his following in the Computer Olympiad. He joined CYCOM--the cyber community in smansasi, as expected from him, and active in that organization.

Name : Belinda
PDB : Bekasi, October 12th 1992
Adress : Kayuringin Jaya
Note : She is a nice and warm girl. She joined Merpati Putih, A martial arts club. She know a lot about music, movies, and cinema on tv...FYI, she is a ROCKSTAR now! YEAH!


Name : Denna Agil Pangesti
PDB : Bekasi, February 17th 1993
Adress : Irigasi Bekasi
Note : She is the youngest among us. Right now she's working with Septi on our class' wall magazine...She is also the second secretary in our class.



Name : Dian Susanty
PDB : Jakarta, January 6th 1993
Adress : Bekasi Jaya Indah
Note : She is maybe the most active girl in our class. She joined IRMAN, PMR and also become a Class Assistant for the freshman. She's also the most religious person in our class. Because of that, she called "Bu Ustadzah".


Name : Eddy Sanjaya
PDB : Bekasi, Juny 20th 1992
Adress : Jl. Telaga Bodas Raya Blok 10
Note : He joined chess club with Aldianov but I don't know other extracurriculars he joined.

Phew! Tired already??? Hold on!! It's still a long way!!

Name : Eros Arsindolingga
PDB : Jakarta, July 20th 1992
Adress : Perumnas III
Note : He is the vice-chairman of the class for this year. He's also the one who's in charge for KBI's Blogger. He join the table tennis club as the second vice-leader and Nihon Club. He is very addicted in J-Music, especially in L'Arc~en~Ciel.


Name : Hasna Fauziah
PDB : Jakarta, July 3rd 1992
Adress : Rawa Lumbu
Note : The ex-member of KBI (But still a member of our friend). She is out from KBI at the second year. All of us were sad, when we heard about it... Well, once a friend, will always be a friend.


Name : Ira Damayanti
PDB : Jakarta, December 14th 1992
Adress : Tytyan Kencana
Note : She is the funniest girl in the class. She always makes the other laugh. She joined PRISMA and BULUTANGKIS like BJ.



Name : Luthfina Saraswati Adania and usually called Dania
PDB : Jakarta, December 12th 1991
Adress : Narogong
Note : She is one of Japanese Fans in KBI. She also has a skill in drawing doujin/shi. She join Nihon Club in Smansasi. She's in charge for the art in the class.


Name : Merilla Clarina or Clarin or Pinkan Mambo
PDB : Bekasi, August 27th 1992
Adress : Bekasi Permai
Note : Why she is called Pingkan?? Well, if you take a look at her, she looks like Pinkan Mambo, the singer. Well, she does has a nice voice... She joined DRAFT because she like to draw a grafiti. She's quite good at it.


Name : Muhammad Anugrah Sulaeman or so we called Basum
PDB : Bandung, July 17th 1992
Adress : Kota Legenda
Note : What is basum?? It stands for Badak Mesum (Indo for pervert rhino). Why we call him pervert?? Well, because that what he is! Along with his partner in crime, Eddy, they roam in the jungle of perverts... He also joined the chess club.

Name : Muhammad Arief Noverianto a.k.a sammy
PDB : Jakarta, November 26th 1992
Adress : PONDOK IJO (Pondok Hijau)
Note : I don't exactly know why he called sammy by others. He's one of the funniest boy in POISONS. He's a fan of The Changcuters, ST 12 and D'massiv. He invented the PONDOK IJO language. Whereas letter "r" and "l" are changed into "ng". I know, I know, it's weird... He joined the TENIS MEJA club.

Name : Muhammad Reza Novriadi
PDB : Bekasi, November 2nd 1992
Adress : Jakapermai
Note : He is smart at mathematics. Of course, He take course at KUMON from the first class of elementary school. He also followed the mathematics olympiad but like the others in our class, he did not pass the province state. He also called "The Invicible" because he's so dark that nobody can sees him.

Name : Muhammad Rizky
PDB : Jakarta, September 20th 1992
Adress : Komplek BJI
Note : He is one of talented person in music and sport in our class. Also, He is the holder of FIRST rank in POISONS when at tenth grade. He likes to playing guitar and he's very good at it. He joined the BULUTANGKIS club. He is a fan of THE CHANGCUTER, that's why he followed their hairdo.

Name : Muhammad Suko Adi Pratama
PDB : Bekasi, Juny 15th 1992
Adress : Taman Wisma Asri
Note : He joined KISMA like Angki and also BULUTANGKIS. FYI, Angki and he is classmate since the first class of junior high school. Just like Angki, he also always enlighten the class by bringing laugh with his jokes.


Name : Novrizal Akbar Iqbal Hakim
PDB : Jakarta, November 4th 1992
Adress : Perum Regensi Bekasi, Cibitung
Note : He is the "Inspectur" of the class. He was the one whose in charge for the treasury of the class. He joined PISUS or paskibra in smansasi, PELAJAR SIAGA, and MERPATI PUTIH also KOPSIS.


Name : Nur Ayu Saraswati
PDB : Jakarta, December 1st 1992
Adress : Wisma Jaya
Note : She is always calm and gentle in handling every problem. But yes, she sometimes act like a POISONS students should do, crazy all along the way. She's kind and warm to everbody. Don't know about her extracurriculars.


Name : Rana Marzuqah
PDB : Jakarta, May 17th 1992
Adress : Pondok Ungu Permai
Note : She joined PELAJAR SIAGA and INSWAPALA (Adventurer, rock-climbing and also a nature lover club). She's called BU POLWAN (Indo for a woman police) because she's so strict when she's on duty as PELAJAR SIAGA. Which is good and required as PELAJAR SIAGA.

Name : Satya Hanif Elian a.k.a Peppy
PDB : Jakarta, July 31st 1992
Adress : Perumnas III
Note : Why Peppy?? Because he looks like Peppy, the MC in EMPAT MATA show. Well, he's the most humoris person in the class. He joined ECC (English Conversation Club) and also one that in charge for this blog.


Name : Septi Rizkia Amalida
PDB : Karawang, September 17th 1992
Adress : Villa Indah Permai
Note : She is the one whose in charge for our class' wall magazine. She was joined with Merpati Putih, but now, she joined chess club. She was last year treasury.



Name : Surya Andika Putratama
PDB : Jakarta, December 12th 1992
Adress : Rawa Lumbu
Note : He is our chairman for this year. He joined OSIS, CHADIKA and HALIM 77. He's good at organization and that's why, we choose him as the chairman for this year. He also like to playing guitar and good at singing.


Name : Syah Krisnadi or usually we call Chibi
PDB : Bandung, February 8th 1992
Adress : Irigasi Bekasi
Note : Again, the specific reason why he called like this is still unknown. He joined chess club and CYCOM. He followed the physics olympiad but did not pass the province state.

Almost there....

Name : Wahyu Indra Pramadana
PDB : Jakarta, March 30th 1992
Adress : Rawa Lumbu
Note : He followed the computer olympiad, too. But, he did not pass the province state too. He is the chairman for NIHON, and he also joined INSWAPALA and OSIS. He called Lemas because he always looks tired all the time.


Name : Yasmine Faiqotulhimmah
PDB : jakarta, September 25th 1992
Adress : Taman Kebalen Indah
Note : Yay! It's me finally, the one who posted this, well,yeah um, post. I joined NIHON but i'm not fully active there. Now, I'm a Class Assistant for X.1. I also like L`Arc~en~Ciel and Home Made Kazoku. For the past two year, i'm not holding any posisition in class.

Name : Yudistira Akbar Kurniawan
PDB : Balikpapan, May 28th 1992
Adress : Kota Legenda
Note : Like Dania, he also good at drawing doujin/shi. He joined Nihon because he like to draw manga(Japanese comic). Not much I can tell about him becase he's the quite type.


Yeah!! That' s the introduction from all of us! I know, it's still so basic and even boring, but believe me, as soon as I got their complete data, I'll fix this post. Come again and see our next crazy posts. POISONS yeah!!!

POSTED BY YASMINE FAIQOTULHIMMAH AND EROS ARSINDOLINGGA

Intoduction

Welcome to our blog, blog of some imbecile students that have a load of dreams. we share the same dreams, the same pains, the same hatreds, the same happiness and we will always together in any kinds of situation.

we personally called our self PoiSoNs--Pioneer of International Students on Smansasi. What is Smansasi?? It stands for SMAN 1 BEKASI, our school. The KBI (Kelas Bertaraf Internasional) was established at September 10th 2007.

We were consist of 32 students, but now there are 31 students because one of our dear friend has left the building. Haha, no, she's not elvis. But I guess she forfeit because several reasons that are understandable. But, she is still a POISONS member although she's no longer in KBI...

Well, that's our brief history. On the next post, it'll probably about our self! We'll explain to you who we are. ONE BY ONE!! Wiii... It'll be fun knowing each of us^^

POSTED BY YASMINE FAIQOTULHIMMAH